Speak For Yourself.

"-Man, it doesn't make sense.
-What doesn't?
-Well our faces.
-Tell you what, i don't care, i'm still going for it.
-Stop trying to sound cool
-Can't help it, i'm what we call a natural.
-Show-off
-Well i'm not really chosing what i'm saying
-What do you mean?
-Euh... We're a drawing, made by Yoann, so i guess he's the one who decides.
-That's true.
-I don't know why he makes you look like a fool though and why i sound like a fairly confident character.
-Yeah you're right...
-I didn't say anything...
-What?
-I didn't say anything, stop talking, you're distracting me from not moving.
-Who talked then?
-Guess you moron!
-Yoann?
-BRAVO!
-It's confusing.
-Yeah it's a mind-fuck.
-Him again!
-No that was me mate.
-Who me?
-Well Yoann, i thought i'd pop in to say hello.
-Where is the other one then?
-He doesn't really exist you know, neither do you.
-So you're having a conversation with yourself?
-Indeed.
-You sad fucker.
-Sorry?
-That was the other one, it wasn't me!
-But i am the other one!
-Oh i thought i was talking with Yoann.
-No he left after saying indeed.
-Interesting.
-And who said that?
-The three of us.
-The three of us? How can i not know this?
-Because you don't exist, who said that we're only 2 or 3?
-Because you don't exist, who said that we're only 2 or 3?
-Why did you repeat?
-Because we just changed the roles.
-What?!
-Yeah he wants you to be the moron now.
-Who the fuck is he?
-Who he?
-Well him!
-What the other one?
-No i'm the other one.
-Gosh you're right.
-It's bloody ridiculous.
-Hi i'm the new one!
-Yeah that's exactly what we need!
-Nice to meet you.
-You're coming in the middle of a situation.
-Yeah what's going on?
-Well we're the three of us with eventually more of us talking with him while being me and him with the other one who's a smart ass but we changed roles so now i'm the smart one and... And i forgot after that.
-Sounds complicated.
-Yeah so can you please go away, we need to find each others.
-Ok bye.
-Yaldi he's gone.
-No i'm still here, someone else left.
-Is this going to stop?
-I don't know, the reader is still reading so i guess i can go on forever.
-Haha he's smiling.
-Who?
-The reader.
-What if the reader didn't smile?
-I don't care, one fucker smiled that's for sure.
-Sweet of you to insult them...
-They're even more intrigued now, it's part of the plan.
-Yeah it's funny how people put more attention on bad things.
-T'as carrement raison, ils doivent rien comprendre.
-Oh so now you speak French?
-Ben oui.
-Not everyone speak French you know that...
-Absolument rien à foutre, c'est mon texte, je fais ce que je veux.
-Bon d'accord.
-Ah tu parles Français egalement!
-Ils doivent etre vexés comme des poux.
-I agree.
-T'as dis un truc en Français pour leur donner espoir?
-Exactement.
-Certain d'entre eux utilisent google traduction.
-Haha la loose, c'est enervant à faire.
-Bon moi je dois y allé!
-Moi aussi!
-Moi aussi!
-Me too!
-Me too!
-Ciao!
-Au revoir!
-Good bye!
-Bye!"

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