E and X.

“-Hi i’m the letter E
-Oh are you now ?
-How come you’re with other letters then?
-Well so you can understand what I’m saying.
-You should suffice to yourself.
-So I say “E” and you should understand what I’m saying straight away?
-Exactly!
-That’s kinda sick, how can we be understood then?
-Well, let’s try it!
-Ok!
-I’ll be the letter X
-Ok.
-X
-E
-X
-E
-X!
-E?
-X…
-E.
-X (XX)
-E.
-X
-e
-x?
-E!!
-X, XxXxxXX
-Why did you put several X if one should suffice to it’s whole meaning?
-Just to distract you, it would be dead boring to read otherwise, thanks to me you imagine stuff that I could possibly say.
-Yeah…
-Well look again and see how I try to be different!
-I can’t look what we said…
-Yes you can,  use the roll on your mouse to look up and you can read again, it’s called technology.
-That’s cool.
-Done?
-No I didn’t because I’m being used right now so I can’t do both.
-Oh because there was an “E” in the sentence so you had to be present?
-Well yeah, what would they do without an E? It’s easy for you, you’re an X!
-I’m a sexy letter.
-How…
-Well, I’m in sex, sexy, sexes and all by myself i mean kiss.
-What?
-Never watched gossip girl?
-With Chuck Bass?!
-Yeah!
-I love this show, it’s awesome.
-I think it’s shite, but Chucky does dress well.
-He really does, do you think he dresses the same in real life?
-How should I know…?
-Well in the article where they say “Sexy Chuck Bass!” you should be able to see the pictures…
-So can you then.
-I’m just making the conversation…
-Good effort but massive fail.
-But S is more sexy than you that’s for sure!
-He does tend to lick the boots of the writer yeah…
-Haha you sound jealous!
-How do you know, there isn’t any tone.
-Yeah but I’m guessing.
-Wrong guess.
-How did you feel then?
-Well it depends, in different I feel different, in excited I feel excited, in rblaemert I feel rblaemert, in…
-What’s rblaemert?
-That’s me when I fall down the stairs.
-Ridiculous…
-A bit like M?
-Why M?
-M is a skysophren.
-Really ?
-When he turns around he becomes a W.
-He must be a very busy person.
-Yes, not like O, sometimes he pops in with his head facing down and people don’t even know it.
-It’s a shame for him.
-Why?
-I was still talking about W
-You mean M?
-No W.
-W ain’t skysophren.
-You told me that he was.
-No I didn’t, I’m only saying what I’m saying right now, I’m always in live.
-?
-Why do you always complicate things?
-See you’re not live, you obviously have a memory.
-Yes but I can’t remember everything.
-You’re a pain, a bit like, oh wait a second, someone on facebook needs to use me.
WAITING
WAITING
WAITING
-Back!
-What were you needed for?
-The person liked something so I was in “Like”
-Wow, you have to be there for every Like on facebook?
-Yep…
-Shit man! That’s a lot of work.
-I know, I don’t give a fuck what they like, yet they still use and show me.
-Haha.
“-Superstar Like the picture of French fries and commented “ OMG! I cannae wait!!!!!!!”
-You could not have been there if he would have write can’t instead of cannae.
-I know, but it’s fine I’ve been paid more.
-That’s sweeeeet, what are you going to do with this money?
-I’m going to pay to be in the next book of Amelie Nothomb.
-Waaaaaaaaa! You got the money for that?
-Yep! J
-Arf, a teen is watching gossip girl, I need to be there for XOXO!
-You coming back?
-No her computer’s fucked, it says XOXO non-stop.
-Ok, well I’ll probably see you around.
-Ok, by the by, we should have talked about ex, you and me are a word.
-It would have been the easy option, I’m glad we didn’t.
-Fair enough, bye!
-See you! Xxxx! xoxoxo!!!
-Bitch.”

In Fact...

Speak For Yourself.

"-Man, it doesn't make sense.
-What doesn't?
-Well our faces.
-Tell you what, i don't care, i'm still going for it.
-Stop trying to sound cool
-Can't help it, i'm what we call a natural.
-Show-off
-Well i'm not really chosing what i'm saying
-What do you mean?
-Euh... We're a drawing, made by Yoann, so i guess he's the one who decides.
-That's true.
-I don't know why he makes you look like a fool though and why i sound like a fairly confident character.
-Yeah you're right...
-I didn't say anything...
-What?
-I didn't say anything, stop talking, you're distracting me from not moving.
-Who talked then?
-Guess you moron!
-Yoann?
-BRAVO!
-It's confusing.
-Yeah it's a mind-fuck.
-Him again!
-No that was me mate.
-Who me?
-Well Yoann, i thought i'd pop in to say hello.
-Where is the other one then?
-He doesn't really exist you know, neither do you.
-So you're having a conversation with yourself?
-Indeed.
-You sad fucker.
-Sorry?
-That was the other one, it wasn't me!
-But i am the other one!
-Oh i thought i was talking with Yoann.
-No he left after saying indeed.
-Interesting.
-And who said that?
-The three of us.
-The three of us? How can i not know this?
-Because you don't exist, who said that we're only 2 or 3?
-Because you don't exist, who said that we're only 2 or 3?
-Why did you repeat?
-Because we just changed the roles.
-What?!
-Yeah he wants you to be the moron now.
-Who the fuck is he?
-Who he?
-Well him!
-What the other one?
-No i'm the other one.
-Gosh you're right.
-It's bloody ridiculous.
-Hi i'm the new one!
-Yeah that's exactly what we need!
-Nice to meet you.
-You're coming in the middle of a situation.
-Yeah what's going on?
-Well we're the three of us with eventually more of us talking with him while being me and him with the other one who's a smart ass but we changed roles so now i'm the smart one and... And i forgot after that.
-Sounds complicated.
-Yeah so can you please go away, we need to find each others.
-Ok bye.
-Yaldi he's gone.
-No i'm still here, someone else left.
-Is this going to stop?
-I don't know, the reader is still reading so i guess i can go on forever.
-Haha he's smiling.
-Who?
-The reader.
-What if the reader didn't smile?
-I don't care, one fucker smiled that's for sure.
-Sweet of you to insult them...
-They're even more intrigued now, it's part of the plan.
-Yeah it's funny how people put more attention on bad things.
-T'as carrement raison, ils doivent rien comprendre.
-Oh so now you speak French?
-Ben oui.
-Not everyone speak French you know that...
-Absolument rien à foutre, c'est mon texte, je fais ce que je veux.
-Bon d'accord.
-Ah tu parles Français egalement!
-Ils doivent etre vexés comme des poux.
-I agree.
-T'as dis un truc en Français pour leur donner espoir?
-Exactement.
-Certain d'entre eux utilisent google traduction.
-Haha la loose, c'est enervant à faire.
-Bon moi je dois y allé!
-Moi aussi!
-Moi aussi!
-Me too!
-Me too!
-Ciao!
-Au revoir!
-Good bye!
-Bye!"

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